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Ally McBeal

Que les puedo decir sobre este programa, creo que todas tenemos una Ally McBeal dentro; por lo menos puedo decirles que mi vida se está convirtiendo muy a la Ally McBeal pero I like it is very fun, lo que si es que afortunadamente no he visto bebes en pañales bailando y con la cancioncita de "ugachaka ugachaka". Espero que disfruten estas frases tanto como yo.

Ally McBeal: There's no sin in loving men. Only pain!
Ally McBeal: We're not only wired to want what we can't have, but we're also wired to want what we really don't want.
Ally McBeal: You only die once!
Ally McBeal: When guys are persistent, it's romantic, they make movies about that. If it's a woman, then they cast Glenn Close.

Ally McBeal: Law and love are the same - romantic in concept but the actual practice can give you a yeast infection.
Ally McBeal: I like being a mess. It's who I am.

Ally McBeal: I've been dumped before, Renee. This isn't pain I'm feeling, it's nostalgia.

Renée Radick: Well, don't get me wrong, Ally... Ally McBeal: Why does everyone say that to me? Do I get everything wrong? Renée Radick: No, it's just that what I am about to say may sound like an insult, so I want to buffer it. Ally McBeal: Oh, okay. Renée Radick: Emotionally, you're an idiot.

[Ally's psychiatrist plays a tape of people laughing] Dr. Tracy Clark: Sometimes when a patient says something so competely naive, I find that my own laughter just isn't enough.
Elaine Vassal: She's two-thirds of a Rice Krispie treat. She's already snapped, and crackled, and she's ready for the final pop.

Ally McBeal: Even if I did get past all my problems, I'm just gonna get out and get new ones.
Ally McBeal: Remember, when you're with me, it's the only time you're not the strangest person in the room. So go ahead, get weird with me.

Georgia Thomas: Ally, what makes your problems so much bigger than everybody else's? Ally McBeal: They're mine.
Ally McBeal: We're women. We have a double standard to live up to.
Rabbi Stern: Are you always such a bitchy little thing? Ally McBeal: Bitchy? Rabbi Stern: Coming in here, insulting the Talmud, insulting me! Ally McBeal: What kind of rabbi calls somebody bitchy? Rabbi Stern: I'm going to have to ask you to leave. Ally McBeal: 'Cause I'm bitchy? God has no love for the bitchy? Rabbi Stern: Get out.
Ally McBeal: I am good in bed, Renee. [Renee laughs] Ally McBeal: What? Renée Radick: Ally, I'm your roommate. We have thin walls, and you... [Renee imitates small whining noises] Ally McBeal: I don't sound like that. Renée Radick: I make more noise breaking in a new shoe.
Ally McBeal: So how has it come to this? We're smart women, we're fairly attractive... Renée Radick: I'm even hot.
Richard Fish: She told her that you told her about what she told you. I'm in the middle and clueless. I feel like Elaine.
Elaine Vassal: I'm sure she's quite stupid, and in time, gravity will get her.
John "The Biscuit" Cage: The world is no longer a romantic place. Some of its people still are however, and therein lies the promise. Don't let the world win, Ally McBeal.
Ally McBeal: Maybe I'm happy and I just don't know it.
Ally McBeal: The real truth is, I probably don't want to be too happy or content. Because, then what? I actually like the quest, the search. That's the fun. The more lost you are, the more you have to look forward to. What do you know? I'm having a great time and I don't even know it.
Ally McBeal: Sometimes... there's no point in the truth if the only thing it will do is cause pain.
Ally McBeal: The idea that when people come together, they stay together. I have to take that with me when I'm going to bed at night, Even if I'm going to bed alone.
Ally McBeal: Men are like gum anyway - after you chew they lose their flavor.
Ally McBeal: Sometimes I'm more persuasive when I lack conviction.
Ally McBeal: [about Billy] He wants to have his cake and not eat me.
Ally McBeal: A thigh seemed innocent as parts go.
Ally McBeal: Hi! I'm Ally McBeal, homewrecker. Here's my card. Georgia Thomas: I already have it, thanks.
Dr. Tracy Clark: You kissed him? You're a slut! Ally McBeal: I... I am not! I am not a slut! Dr. Tracy Clark: Oh, come on! Don't fool yourself!
Ling Woo: It's a problem being beautiful. It's only the handsome men that ask us out because they're the only ones who think they have a chance. And handsome men are dolts. Life is unfair to us. At some point we have to face the certain reality: despite all the good the world seems to offer, true happiness can only be found in one thing - shopping.
Ling Woo: I'm rich. I only go into work to wear my outfits!
John "The Biscuit" Cage: I'm not going through an odd phase, I really am odd.
Ally McBeal: Wow... I have a boyfriend.
[Watches Nelle Porter unpin her bun and shake out her long, beautiful blonde hair] Ally McBeal: It's official: I HATE her!
Ally McBeal: Love isn't always enough. Larry: Yeah, it is. You go without it long enough and you realize it's everything.
Renée Radick: A penis is not a share toy.
Ally McBeal: Here I am, the victim of my own choices. And I'm just starting.
Georgia Thomas: At the end of the day, life is just this big wall of reality that we all crash into.
Ally McBeal: Maybe I'll share my life with somebody... maybe not. But the truth is, when I think back of my loneliest moments, there was usually somebody sitting there next to me.

Ally McBeal: [on her wardrobe] Men are constantly trying to mentally un-dress me. I'm just trying to save them some time, that's all.
John "The Biscuit" Cage: Men lie to get women into bed. Women lie to get men into matrimony. Those are the simple facts of life.

John "The Biscuit" Cage: Love. We all want it. Don't all get it. I remember telling my mother in high school I wanted to wait for the perfect girl. And she replied, "Idiot! Even if you found her, she might be holding out for the perfect man." She also said I wouldn't recognize love unless it bonked me on the head. And I retorted, "Well, why don't you come along with me, mom, and if you see love, you hit me on the head so I'll know." It was difficult as a young man taking my mother on dates. And then, one night, not a date night, but just one evening, I turned to my mom and, as i looked into her eyes, I could see... she was dead. She'd passed on quietly from an aneurysm, right there at the table. All she said was, "Ip." Sitting in a chair: a quiet little "Ip". It was her request to have her last words put on her tombstone. And I see people at the cemetery snickering when they read: "Joanna Cage. Beloved Mother. Ip." I miss my mother. Even though she's not here... I know she's still with me, smiling down on me... hoping I'll find love.
Renée Radick: Snow White. Cinderella. All about gettin' a guy. Being saved by the guy. Today it's the Little Mermaid, Aladdin, Pocahontas. All about gettin' a guy. Ally McBeal: So basically we're screwed up because of... Renée Radick: Disney.

[to Elaine] You're cute, in a slutty way.
Billy: Will you ever forgive my letting go? Ally McBeal: I'll forgive it. But I'm still not sure I'll ever understand it.
Ally McBeal: Sometimes... when you hold out for everything, you walk away with nothing.
Ally McBeal: I can't believe my life. One minute it's going okay, I mean... as okay as my life can get, then the gong knocks me completely off my feet.

“Today is going to be a...less bad day. I can feel it. Sometimes I wake up and know everything is going to be...less bad”

“I have to believe that it works...that when two people come together they stay together. I have to take that to bed with me at night even if I'm going to bed alone. That's a McBealism.”

“If you think back and replay your year, if it doesn't bring you tears either of joy or sadness, consider it wasted.”

“I'm not ashamed of wanting somebody to love -- I never have been, because I had it once. But maybe I never really had it.”

“I really hope he calls today, so I can hang up on him.”

“Where does it say that women can't act like men sometimes? I saw a cute piece of meat and I said to myself, you only live once. Be a man”

Happy Friday y'all

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