Favorite Quotes From...

Carrie Bradshaw (Sex and the city)Y'ALL

Carrie: Hi, I'd like a cheeseburger, please, a large fries and a Cosmopolitan.

Carrie: She's shiny Hair Style Section Vera Wang and I'm the sex column they run next to ads for penile implants.

Carrie: I've talked to her twice. Once I was in a cowboy hat and once I was in my bra. I'm like friggin' Annie Get Your Clothes On.

Carrie: How does that work? You go to bed one night, wake up the next morning, and poof - you're a lesbian?

Carrie: Wait a minute. Are we talking tukhis lingus?

Carrie: How does this happen? How do they get the message that the ass is now on the menu?

Carrie: I just left "silent Y" in the bathroom. Oh and P.S., apparently the eighties are back.

Carrie: If by "going," you mean being taken against my will and kidnapped, then yes I'm going. So, enjoy me now, ladies, because this weekend I am Patty Hearst in a mud puddy. I'm a hick town hostage.

Carrie: The only thing I've ever successfully made in the kitchen is a mess. And several small fires.

Carrie: Here. Swear. Swear on Chanel.

Carrie: So what are we going to do? Sit around bars, sipping Cosmos and sleeping with strangers when we're eighty?

Carrie: That's another reason I love New York. Just like that, it can go from bad to cute.

Carrie: [laughing uncontrollably] Wait, Wade, Wait... The Chicken Wings. If they come in and see billions of chicken wings they're gonna know
[more laughing]
Carrie: ... that we were smoking the POT.

[after hearing Big is moving to Napa, California]
Carrie: If you're tired of New York you take a nap-a, you don't move to Napa.

Carrie: One woman's pornographer is another woman's spiritual leader.

Carrie: [to Samantha] This past week I've seen Miranda's boobs and Charlotte's boob. Why don't you show me your boobs too and the circle is full?
[Samantha flashes her boobs]
Carrie: I was kidding.

Carrie: [about therapists] First they want you to come there two times a week, then three times a week, and eventually you're starting every sentence with 'my therapist says... '

Carrie: Yes, we'd love to meet Wesley of Wesley and Leslie. And by the way, does he work at Nestlé?

Carrie: Later that day I got to thinking about relationships. There are those that open you up to something new and exotic, those that are old and familiar, those that bring up lots of questions, those that bring you somewhere unexpected, those that bring you far from where you started, and those that bring you back. But the most exciting, challenging and significant relationship of all is the one you have with yourself. And if you can find someone to love the you you love, well, that's just fabulous.

Carrie: It was all very familiar. She was having a dejà-fuck.

Carrie: We were having one of those great first dates that you can only have when its not an actual date.

Carrie: It's the end of an era.

Carrie: You string me along for two years and you marry some 25 year old girl after five months.

Carrie: It's good to know that the ones you love will always be in your heart. And if you're very lucky, only a plane ride away.

Carrie: Dolce and Gabanna picked me?
Fashion show producer: Yes, fuckette, and those are some picky Italians.

Carrie: My Zen teacher also said the only way to true happiness is to live in the moment and not be worried about the future.

Carrie: Maybe some women aren't meant to be tamed. Maybe they need to run free until they find someone just as wild to run with...

Carrie: I will never be the woman with the perfect hair, who can wear white and not spill on it.

Carrie: Charlotte, you have slept with eight men and we're still on appetizers.

Carrie: I revealed too much too soon. I was emotionally slutty.

Carrie: [offscreen] The only thing harder than choosing a spot for your wedding when you hate weddings is choosing a wedding gift for your friend who hates weddings.

Carrie: We had left the world of black and white, and now everything was gray.

Carrie: [to Mr. Big] I'll see you Sunday night. Don't disappoint us. And by us, I mean you and me.

Carrie: I'm drunk. I'm drunk at *Vogue*!

Carrie: [waiting with Mr. Winkle, the puppet dog, for her book reading to start] This book tour's tough.

Carrie: [Mr. Winkle continues to nod and pant. Carrie gives him a good look] That's a cute top.

Carrie: The most important thing in life is your family. There are days you love them, and others you don't. But, in the end, they're the people you always come home to. Sometimes it's the family you're born into and sometimes it's the one you make for yourself.

Carrie: Man may have discovered fire, but women discovered how to play with it.

Carrie: One woman's Titanic is another woman's Love Boat.

Carrie: I'm thinking balls are to men, what purses are to women. It's just a little bag but we'd feel naked in public without it.

Carrie: The universe may not always play fair, but at least it's got a hell of a sense of humor.


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